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Last Updated: 03.07.2025 00:52

Catatonics & High Colonics
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
Stress-Linked Brain Pathway Disrupts Sleep and Memory - Neuroscience News
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
Next, they tried...
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
Blocking Brain Inflammation Molecule May Halt Alzheimer’s - Neuroscience News
Then came..
share office space ...
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So they tried
Freaks and Cheeks
Unacceptable again!
Why do some people enjoy being dominated?
Analysis & Anal Cysts
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
No, not a chance
Minds and Behinds
Nuts and Butts
The NASA science missions that would be axed in Trump’s 2026 budget - The Washington Post
No go.
Another attempt resulted in ...
Still no good.
SpaceX May Be Failing to Get Starship Working at All - futurism.com
Loons and Moons
Thumbs down again.
Just Forget it!
Monday Leaderboard: Keegan Bradley has a Ryder Cup conundrum of his own making - Yahoo Sports
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
Everyone loved it.
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
No way
Three observations from Real Madrid’s 3-1 win vs Pachuca - Managing Madrid
Hysterias & Posteriors
So, the docs changed it to read
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
Why are people saying that Trump is fat when he is an athletic 6 foot 3 and 215 pounds?
Still no good
They put up a sign reading
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to