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Last Updated: 03.07.2025 00:52

What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Catatonics & High Colonics

Specializing in Odds & Ends.

Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...

Stress-Linked Brain Pathway Disrupts Sleep and Memory - Neuroscience News

The town council was livid and insisted they change it.

Next, they tried...

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...

Blocking Brain Inflammation Molecule May Halt Alzheimer’s - Neuroscience News

Then came..

share office space ...

Sex drug Viagra has surprising new health benefit and could help 3 million ageing Brits, say scientists - The US Sun

So they tried

Freaks and Cheeks

Unacceptable again!

Why do some people enjoy being dominated?

Analysis & Anal Cysts

Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)

Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives

The Gilded Age’s Taissa Farmiga Celebrates Gladys’ ‘Satisfying’ Act of Defiance in Season 3 Premiere - TVLine

No, not a chance

Minds and Behinds

Nuts and Butts

The NASA science missions that would be axed in Trump’s 2026 budget - The Washington Post

No go.

Another attempt resulted in ...

Still no good.

SpaceX May Be Failing to Get Starship Working at All - futurism.com

Loons and Moons

Thumbs down again.

Just Forget it!

Monday Leaderboard: Keegan Bradley has a Ryder Cup conundrum of his own making - Yahoo Sports

I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.

Lost Souls & Butt Holes

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones

Unexpected mineral in a Ryugu grain challenges paradigm of the nature of primitive asteroids - Phys.org

Everyone loved it.

Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to

No way

Three observations from Real Madrid’s 3-1 win vs Pachuca - Managing Madrid

Hysterias & Posteriors

So, the docs changed it to read

Schizoids & Haemorrhoids

Why are people saying that Trump is fat when he is an athletic 6 foot 3 and 215 pounds?

Still no good

They put up a sign reading

This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to